To begin with, not everyone will sit well in a bikini. Imagine exposing the flab and the uh-huh... not so gorgeous part of your body.... So you're thinking... This post is as crazy as it gets.
There are several reasons why a LAZY lenglui should own a bikini:
- There is no such thing as an ugly body... only LAZY body owners
- Bikinis look great on models.... but on us everyday lengluis...? Uh-huh.... riskyyyyyyy.....
- If you think thinking about working out is going to make you start exercising sooner or later to get that fab, healthy, lean body... think again... THINKING ALONE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
- When you own a nice bikini, you will want to try it on sometimes (even if it means in front of the mirror in the privacy of your own room... hahahahaha...)
- And when the try-on process don't look too good, it means its time to do SOMETHING
- Something like mild EXERCISING, TONING, EATING HEALTHIER AND BEING HEALTHIER
- Find a sport that is FUN and STICK TO IT! If the sport is a torture... you'll never stick to it... no matter what your brain tells you when you ummm... see yourself in the mirror in that bikini... LOL...
- Okay... easier said than done... Bikinis don't hide the flab like some pretty clothes do...
- AND THAT IS WHY A LAZY LENGLUI SHOULD OWN A BIKINI
- Its a great wake up call to remind us lengluis... the bikini shape stays the same... But on whether we're going to look good in it or not, entirely depends on us!